"love thy neighbor" means "provide free wifi"
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I AM NOT JOKING THIS IS ME I AM SOBBING
Not how I thought this Convo would go
- Me: So yeah just a fiver to get in
- Brother: Yeah ok
- Dad: Wait, is this in a pub?
- Me: Yes?
- Dad: And you aren't going to be drinking? With your friends?
- Me: Alas I have no money, Dad, hence borrowing money from my unemployed little brother
- Dad: That's weird, you should be drinking
—Smile Like You Mean It
I’m not even joking when I say this is the song where I got my general philosophy of smiling a lot. ~Sometimes~ I admit I just need to not smile and express my other emotions but bleh
I often sob at pictures and scream “Why don’t I have abs” but then I reflect on my day where I literally made nutella-biscuit sandwiches and didn’t leave the house.
I remember when someone said to me “imagine your penis was a tongue” and I…